Appetite for Deconstruction

Douchebag of the Week: Laura Schlessinger

How an idiot like this have a radio program is beyond me. Sadder still is anyone who actually listens...

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The Twilight of My Sanity

The Deconstructors have taken on lots of hot-button issues over the years: gay rights, obesity, why the new Dawn of the Dead is better than the original, etc. But never have we broached such a social powder-keg. Team Edward or Team Jacob?

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WELCOME to the new Appetite for Deconstruction!

Well, it’s finally happened: the new site is up. Hard to believe we got our collective lazy asses in gear to make this happen, but we’re finally good to go...

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Yep, He’s Dead: George Steinbrenner

“Yep, He/She’s Dead” is a new feature, introducing Sue Marston. Sue will provide a little color on the recently deceased big names in entertainment and pop culture…

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Mike’s Travelogue: New Orleans

“Way down yonder in New Orleans/In the land of dreamy scenes/There's a garden of Eden/You know what I mean.” (Louis Armstrong) Mike recounts his anniversary weekend in the land of Satchmo, jambalaya, voodoo and oil disasters.

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Benny & The Peds: Exploring the Church’s Latest Scandal

“People need to know that there is no place in the priesthood and religious life for those who would harm the young.” (Pope John Paul II). If only...

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Rudy! Rudy!

Rudy! Rudy! Mike recounts his recent brush with (former?) GOP presidential candidate Rudy Giuliani.

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Facts of Life: The Musical!

There has been The Addams Family, Footloose, Shrek, Spider Man, Legally Blonde, Flashdance… so why not everyone's favorite sitcom about a girls school?

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Tiger Apology: Take 2

Well, THAT was a debacle. Mike offers Tiger a second chance to make a first impression by rewriting his press conference script.

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Under Deconstruction: Reefer Madness!

The BIG news: U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder recently announced that, in essence, the federal government would no longer be cracking down on medical marijuana dispensaries, prescribers and users. Thank god...

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