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Dan is co-creator and staff deconstructionist for A4D. He resides in Hamilton Township, NJ, home of the Anthrax Post Office, Megan (of Megan's law fame), the first pedophile-free zone in the country, and birthplace of homophobic, misoginistic right-wing boneheads Antonin Scalia and Samuel Alito.

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Ranking the Oscar Nominees

Friday, January 28, 2011

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Ranking the Oscar Nominees

Stuttering Kings, lesbian parents, autistic billionairres, and arm choppers. Yup, the Oscars are upon us... and DAN is back to give us his take.

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“The Fighter” (B-)

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

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“The Fighter” (B-)

I'll admit I'm a sucker for a good sports movie, and The Fighter fits that bill. But it aims higher than your typical sports movie, to the point where the sport is somewhat incidental to the characters - more like a Rocky than a Rudy. And these really are interesting characters.

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“127 Hours” (B)

Thursday, December 9, 2010

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“127 Hours” (B)

If you ever thought that being stuck between a rock and a hard place was an overused and limp metaphor, you should take a look at 127 Hours.

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“Easy A” (C-)

Friday, September 24, 2010

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“Easy A” (C-)

As readers of the deconstructors know, there's no such thing as an Easy A. C- is much much easier.

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RIP, “At The Movies”

Saturday, August 14, 2010

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RIP, “At The Movies”

Dan pays tribute to the passing of a cultural legend and gives the cancellation of At The Movies two thumbs way down.

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2010 2nd Half Movie Preview

Friday, August 6, 2010

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2010 2nd Half Movie Preview

Dan takes a look at the best candidates to resuscitate an underwhelming year in movies.

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We Do So Like Stuff

Friday, August 6, 2010

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We Do So Like Stuff

Dan uses some cold, hard data to prove that the Deconstructors don't hate everything

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The Twilight of My Sanity

Friday, July 30, 2010

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The Twilight of My Sanity

The Deconstructors have taken on lots of hot-button issues over the years: gay rights, obesity, why the new Dawn of the Dead is better than the original, etc. But never have we broached such a social powder-keg. Team Edward or Team Jacob?

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In Retrospect: 2006

Friday, July 30, 2010

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In Retrospect: 2006

Dan takes a look back at the best movies and the biggest disappointments of 2006 in this week's In Retrospect column.

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“The Kids Are All Right” (C-)

Friday, July 30, 2010

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“The Kids Are All Right” (C-)

No one's all right in this black-comic take on a modern American family struggling with its identity

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